For friends and family you won't see this holiday season, use these Merry Christmas wishes ... we've collected a list of short, cute, funny and meaningful Christmas wishes for everyone in your ...

In the collection below, you'll find wishes for friends, funny sayings, short messages and plenty ... Friends like you are the reason for the season. Merry friends, Merry Christmas, Merry everything!

He held on for deer life. What did one Christmas tree say to the other? I’m feelin’ pine. How do you wish a dog Merry Christmas? Feliz Navi-dog. What does Santa use to clean his sleigh?

You're trying not to laugh, but it's next to impossible because these corny Santa jokes are so dang funny ... merry right into New Year's. What do you call ducks that live at the North Pole ...