Last month, Post columnist John Kelly produced this parade of readers' pet peeves. Among them: when a woman conspicuously bends over to show off cleavage. Kelly, in a follow-up, made a throwaway joke ...

A woman was trying to unplug her toilet with a plunger. She dismantled the entire fixture, no small feat for a non-plumber. Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur, which belonged to her ...