Dishes of shrimp at a seafood buffet - Dennis Wong/Getty Images There's an old joke that goes something like this: "I'm on a seafood diet — I see food and I eat it!" And we totally get it, because ...

Buffets can be divisive — while some would-be customers love the variety, others hate the crowds and would rather sit and relax during their meal. Whichever camp you're in, there's no denying they can ...