New putters, new drivers, new balls, new moisture-wicking polos now with 37% better wicking—golf is an old sport with a ceaseless appetite for breakthrough technology. I remain certain that if I can get my hands on at least some of it,

By the time Tiger Woods’s tee shot on the 13th hole came up short in an imaginary hazard on the huge simulator screen, his Jupiter Links team had long been left to take the barbs and resort to self-deprecating humor in an attempt to salvage an otherwise forgettable evening.

Tiger Woods was routed at his own game on Tuesday night, but his defeat was still more appealing to sports fans than the NBA.